frying pan gag

The Frying Pan Gag - where marketability meets product liability!
This is a good idea for a painting, not so good idea for an actual product.

be the hub

Off-Road Roller Skates - using an unusual hubless wheel system, where bearing mounts are located on the outside of the leg, and at the toe and heel.
This allows the foot to be close to the ground, while also allowing a large diameter tire to provide stability on rough surfaces.

cool cutter

“cool cutter” is an impractical invention directed to the problem of stringy cheese melting and rejoining slices of pizza after said pizza has once been cut. of course, a cool cutter pizza cutter could be made available at 100 times the cost of a standard pizza cutter, but who would buy it? of course, even if only for purposes of market research, please comment if you would like to buy one, or at least if it makes you smile :)